nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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