If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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