You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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