Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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