Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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