IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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