it was like his penis was on wheels.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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