Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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