ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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