I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
