Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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