Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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