So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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