I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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