Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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