no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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