Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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