PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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