We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize