Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
zippers are such a cool invention
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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