i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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