someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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