Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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