Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
COCAINE IS GR8
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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