As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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