what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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