Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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