This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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