when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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