i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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