Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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