I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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