Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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