the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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