If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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