Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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