It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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