If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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