If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Is Oprah even human
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize