Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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