I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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