well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize