dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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