And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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