You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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