It's Friday. Sex?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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