Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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