Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
