its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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