He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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