I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize