we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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