I love black thongs
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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