roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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