Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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