I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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